oj\ simpson

oj\ simpson
1. (OJ Simpson) (1911↑, 937↓)
See [guilty].

He did it.

2. (oj simpson) (888↑, 553↓)
Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

3. (oj simpson) (487↑, 245↓)
a guilty person that recieves little to no punishment because they have the financial means to retain a shyster lawyer skilled in the art of manipulation

"So did they take away your driver's license for your 12th DUI?" "No. I pulled an OJ Simpson. I'm free to run over more handicap children with puppies this friday night."

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4. (oj simpson) (329↑, 93↓)
A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in [DNA].

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it." Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

5. (OJ Simpson) (201↑, 25↓)
Nigga that got away.

"I killed my wife" - Oj Simpson.

6. (OJ SImpson) (1451↑, 1298↓)
Famous sports super-star and brilliant actor. Framed for murder by bigots in the LAPD just because he was black. He was later justly aquitted of all charges. Started a precedence where other famous people got away with despicable acts, like Micheal Jackson and Robert Blake. Also known as the "Juice".

Heck, if you could kill off your ex and someone who appeared to be her new lover and get away with it, wouldn't YOU do it?

Author: Alfie The Horndog http://oj-simpson.urbanup.com/1406475
7. (oj simpson) (158↑, 62↓)
A man would like to know if you think you can steal his shit.

oj simpson: "You think you can steal my shit?\!"

8. (OJ Simpson) (117↑, 29↓)
Living proof that money talks.

OJ Simpson continues to walk as a free man (for now anyway).

9. (OJ Simpson) (220↑, 148↓)
a former football star for the Buffalo Bills, a sociopoath and cold-blooded killer. The only people who think he is innocent are the nieve, stupid blacks. If anybody belives this man is innocent then they are really stupid or have their head up their ass. He may not be a convicted killer but he is a killer nonetheless. He brutally killed his wife Nicloe Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman in a fit of rage in June 1994 at their Brentwood (Los Angeles), CA home. He threatened suicide in the backseat of his Ford Bronco driven by his best friend Al Cowlings down the I-405 Freeway in the nations' most highly rated car chase. If he is so innocent then where is the evidence of another killer? Gimme' a break. Everyone knows he did it. So does the blacks but they won't admit it because he is black too. It makes me sick. The only reason this man was acquitted was because the stupid jury was afraid a conviction would lead to another Los Angeles race riot. The "trial of the century" was the most notorious murder trial in the media. Simpson holds no shamed for the killings and has fluanted his acquital in our face. He has become a narcisist. Since his acquittal, Simpson's life has been a living hell. He lost a civil trail against the Goldman and Brown families and was held liable for the deaths. He owes the families of the victims millions, of which he has yet to pay. He has been expelled from nightclubs, restaurants, passenger aircraft, golf courses, etc. The rights to his book "IF I Did It..." are owned by the Goldman family in which Simpson provides us clues of his guilt. What a guy.

OJ Simpson is a cold-blooded killer, narcisist and sociopath.

10. (OJ Simpson) (47↑, 8↓)
A man who is not Jewish.

Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, not a Jew. --- Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.

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11. (oj simpson) (668↑, 632↓)
The person that retards put down becasue they don't know the words "Not Guilty" mean

Person one: OJ simpson totally killed those people Person two: But the court said Not Guilty Person one: Yeah, but he still did it Person two: How do you know? Were you in the room when OJ supposedly did it? Person one: No, I just assume things and believe only what I want to belive Person one: Oh, ok

12. (OJ Simpson) (1↑, 0↓)
The combination of gin and orange juice. That is to say, a killer orange juice.

A: I made you a drink, homie. B: (sips) Yo, this orange juice right here is killer\! A: That's that OJ Simpson, mayne\! A: We're gettin our swerve on tonight. Shout outs to OJ Simpson (raises beverage with aforementioned mixed drink).

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13. (OJ Simpson) (18↑, 25↓)
1) A bad ass motherfucker 2) A real pimp 3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson" 2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances" 3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

14. (Oj Simpson) (31↑, 44↓)
a man who was acquitted of murdering two people, his ex-wife and her male friend, though he did have to pay a fine, of which he has paid little. He was a famous football player. Reasons as to why he was found not guilty are sketchy, including a bloody glove that didnt fit OJ's hand, which presumably was used by the murderer, and pressure to find him not guilty based on race: the race card. nicknamed the Juice. in 2007 OJ was convicted of several unrelated felonies.

The OJ Simpson case had a very controversial verdict. "Man you just avoided punishment for beating up that kid\! Kinda like OJ Simpson...the first time."

15. (oj simpson) (184↑, 223↓)
When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.

To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free. Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.

16. (oj simpson) (195↑, 251↓)
Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal\! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

17. (oj simpson) (160↑, 219↓)
A fuckin nigger that killed two white people and got away with it.

Sheeit,oj simpson didn't bees doin it

18. (oj simpson) (65↑, 130↓)
An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

19. (OJ Simpson) (31↑, 115↓)
OJ Simpson. This man is not a Jew. He is black, but not Jewish.

This man is not a Jew\! OJ Simpson cool, but definetely not a Jew. Promise.

20. (oj simpson) (130↑, 218↓)
The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

21. (OJ Simpson) (23↑, 139↓)
The only man in the world who can kick Chuck Norris's ass.

OJ Simpson made Chuck Norris cry by kicking him in the face.

22. (Oj Simpson) (12↑, 156↓)
1. God. 2. Also known as Jesus Christ in 34 states and Puerto Rico

Oj simpson didn't pullnotriggazmaniggaz

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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